Poopie Songs
Add to Daddio CalendarGot a car load of boys? Pass the time by passing gas and singing songs about poo! Make up your own, queue up a spotify playlist, or hit some of these classics:
Let it Go:
Let it flow, let it flow
Let the toilet overflow
With a plunger in my hand
Let the poop rage on
The smell never bothered me anyway!
When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into second and you feel the toilet beckon…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re riding in a Chevy and you feel something heavy…
When you’re climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter…
When you’re sitting in the pool, and you feel something cool…
When you’re exploding into the bowl, and there’s nothing on the roll…
When you jump and do a flip, and you feel something drip…
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