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All the stuff out-of-towners do that locals take for granted… Bike and Segway tours, zoo’s, aquariums, ferris wheels, planetariums, and museums… Make it extra fun by dressing up as crime fighting superheroes or whatever silly costume you have stashed in the attic.

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