Dad Gear

Electric Pressure Washer

Electric - no spark plugs or bad gas issues. Perfect for small infrequent jobs.

Expandable Hose

Perfect for filling up a baby pool or feeding a slip n slide away from home. This one works.

Whoop Ass Can

The whoop ass can... a subtle reminder to behave or else daddy will tell stories of what his father would have done in this situation. #breakthecycle

WTF is my Password

Useful gag gift for the old man who can't remember shit.

Power Strip

Because you're not an electrician...

Vintage Popcorn Machine

For rich people with movie rooms.

Ice Cream Holder

Kids won't let you lick the melty drips from their ice cream cone? Been there. Got this. Solved.

Hair Mister

Personal hydration system...fancy for spray bottle that mists whatever you need misting.

Binder Rings for Flashcards

You will need them

Faucet Extension

In the end, you'll wish you had bought this.

Pencil Grippies

Help your kid learn the right way to hold a pen or crayon.

Silicone Bib

Hands free snacking on the road! Dump the nuggets inside. Side fastener won't pinch long hair.

Stay Clean Paci

Pacifier that pops closed when dropped. No more rinsing or ignoring!

Fishing Hoodie

What the cool guides wear...

iPhone Head Mount

Assorted Arcade Prizes

Keep this handy for when you need a 5 minute distraction.

Chuck E Cheese Trucker Hat

Own it.

Light Switch Extender

Foster independence.

Baby Tattoo Sleeves

Makes a hilarious gift too.

Microwave Splatter Cover

Because kids can't be trained with microwave etiquette. Magnets keep it stored inside the microwave so its always ready.

Couch Caddy

Anything to spill a little less of everything on the couch...

Full Face Sunglasses

Are you the silly looking guy still wearing a Covid mask when you leave the house? Well now you can be safe and cool by sporting the world's only full...

Silk PJ Suit

Struggling with Work / Life balance? These PJ's are for you. And consider talking to one of our daddio coaches.

Smallest Violin

Cry me a river while I play the world's smallest violin.

Lazy phone holder

Remember the snake light? This is that, but for your phone. Mount it anywhere.

Doomsday Water

Don't be the guy who forgot his 100 gallon water supply. 'Cuz you never know...

Cuddling Pillow

Because cuddling really isn't comfortable...

Spy Camera

For gathering intel. Just use it like a normal person and don't be a creep...

Bite Extractor

Snake bite or bee sting? Suck it out.

Sandwich Decruster

Ridiculous but worth it. No more drippy jelly.

Storage Bag Mat

Tired of yelling at the kids to pick up the Legos? Try making it easier on them.

Backseat Baby Monitor

Same price as the mirrors but way easier.

Hand Truck

Daddio pick for best hand truck!

Car ride fidget toys

Best of the best fidget toys for long haul trips.

Custom Puzzle

Get personal.

Countertop Ice Maker

Don't waste money on fancy coolers. Just make more ice.

Rolling Grill Basket

Go forth and conquer.

Fishing Rod Organizer

Keep those rods and reels stored neatly. Def a partner pleaser.

Vitamins

Too many choices. Here is the Daddio recommendation. Check out the one with fiber too.

Tub Topper

Keep the water in the tub! Note: does make it harder to reach & scrub the kids. Worth it.

Heavy Lift Thingy

Magic.

Kid Friendly Shower Head

This is really for when they do bath time and decide they want the shower on also... less water splatter on the floor.

Super Easy Magnetic Onesies

No difficult buttons or snaps! No loud velcro to interrupt a night change! Just super easy Daddio-approved magnetic clasps! And other thoughtful features...

Collapsable, Stackable, Bottle

Fresh off the Kickstarter line of innovative baby gear!

Portable High Chair

Easy travel and easy clean.

Griddle Accessories

Up your pancake game

Baby Grillz Paci

Adjustable Bungee Cord

It's adjustable. Genius.

Frosty Movie Projection

Make your yard inflatables a little less redneck with this projection system. Projector + Screen + Video Content.

Drill Buddy

Your picture mounting, wall drilling, everything clean and level buddy.

Dremel Cleaning Brush

Clean Thine Castle! Perfect for grills, wheels, & bathroom tile.

Glow Paracord Rope for Tent Stakes

Stop tripping over tent stakes and guide wires.

Slow Cooker Divider

Picky eaters, make two meals at once.

Hard Drive

Terabytes in your pocket. Just don't go all Edward Snowden if you have access to state secrets ...or porn.

Versatile Air Mattress

Air mattress for back of SUV, tent, or kids fort

100 Dates

100 Dates Bucket List Scratch Poster. Great ideas for date night!!

Dude Wipes

Fresh bum's aren't just for babies! But yes these are just rebranded baby wipes...

Stuffed Pancakes

Ever had a stuffed pancake. Well, now you can. Let your imagination run wild with fillings for a stuffed pancake! Fun for the whole family.

Homemade Popsicles

Don't waste leftover juice or smoothie. Make it a frozen treat!

Bubble Bath

Best brand for actually making bubbles and being gentle.

Sea Sponge

Best sponge / rag for bath time.

Beach Shovel

Best beach and garden small shovel for kids. It works and they can't crack their skull open.

Bathtub Clog Preventer

Avoid having to snake your drain for hair monsters and leggos.

Cake Surprise

Flying butterfly & cake? Experience meet delicious. Send to your kids at college!

Book About Your Wife

Flowers die. A custom book made by you and the kids will get you more points in the bedroom.

Coffee Table Refrigerator

Smart phone, smart car, smart coffee table?? This table has a fridge.

Swing Kit

If you are making a tree swing...get these first.

Noise Reduction Headphones

Prevent hearing loss from monster trucks, fireworks, and concerts.

Reusable Water Balloons

The gift that keeps on giving.

Potty Trainer

Aim small. Miss small.

Pacifiers

Because baby mustaches, hillbilly teeth, and gold grills are hilarious.

Calipers

Quick and accurate digital measurements.

Hands-Free Baby Bottle

No more awkward baby cradling during bottle time!

Light Switch Light

Motion activated lighting where you need it.

Tire Traction Device

Because men don't call tow trucks.

Drain Plunger Gun

Get way more umph in your plunge. This air cannon will blast away stubborn clogs without harsh expensive chemicals.

Self Marking Tape Measure

It makes its own lines so you don't have to worry about losing your carpenter pencil.

Security Patrol Camera

An RC home security patrol robot? Yup.

Snotty Mittens

Because who carries a hankey anymore...?

Flaming Wallet

For the dad blessed with daughters.